Brand Consultant, Sales Coach, Awesomeness Expert.

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Your shit is good, great even. Why are they buying from her instead?

Your It Factor is what makes people buy from you again and again, creep you, stalk you, and tell all their friends of your glorious wonder. Everyone’s got one. Let me show you how to be crack for your clients!



You buy a new template every year, and it never quite works out. You get mostly done and then give up, tell yourself you’ll do it later, then keep your same ol’ website for another six months.

Let’s get it done right this time.



What’s Up? I’m Nik,

Nik, Nicholas, Nikolai Volkoff, N-Biz, Fish Face or my personal favourite, and my Jr High nickname of Myrtle The Turtle. Yes I really was that cool. There’s lots of shit you might want to know about me, most of those things don’t matter but I’ll hook you up with the facts anyhow, I’m kind like that.

I’m a 30 something year old who looks like I might graduate high school this year… or maybe next.  Only recently have I embraced this good genetic fortune.  I have more kids that you could possibly count, I like them all, you would too. This does mean that yes, I probably do more in a day than you, and I most definitely sleep less.  I like it that way, keeps me on my toes.

I believe in soul mates and destiny and so many hippy things.  I believe in morning sex and donuts for breakfast and Thursday night concerts in dives with beer in plastic cups. I also believe in the word Mother Fucker… try it, it feels good as it rolls off the tongue.



What’s up?  How’s it going?

You’re in love already. I can feel it. It feels good doesn’t it! If you want some of this, all you’ve got to do is fill out some of those pearly white boxes to the right and we’ll be killing it in no time. Fist Bumps and High Fives Y’all!