Hey Dudes and Dudettes!
If you’re wondering where I’ve been all your life, or at least since November, well I had a kid. A Christmas baby, even. Surprise! Merry Christmas and shit. Let’s just say I spent a lot of my day yelling “THIS IS NOT A FUCKING CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!”
Anyways, now that my uterus has been evacuated and condemned I’ve got good news for you. I’m BACK!!!!!
I know, you probably REALLY missed me. If that’s the case let’s hang out. 4 kids means that I’m only taking on a super limited number of bookings this summer, realistically that probably looks like no more than 10 sessions. So get in touch really quick mmmmmkay.
With that I leave you with the newest member of the family. Mr Mayhem.
Love it! Love him! Love you! And yes - I miss you!