Hey Dudes and Dudettes!

If you’re wondering where I’ve been all your life, or at least since November, well I had a kid.  A Christmas baby, even. Surprise! Merry Christmas and shit.  Let’s just say I spent a lot of my day yelling “THIS IS NOT A FUCKING CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!”

Anyways, now that my uterus has been evacuated and condemned I’ve got good news for you.  I’m BACK!!!!!

I know, you probably REALLY missed me.  If that’s the case let’s hang out.  4 kids means that I’m only taking on a super limited number of bookings this summer, realistically that probably looks like no more than 10 sessions. So get in touch really quick mmmmmkay.

With that I leave you with the newest member of the family.  Mr Mayhem.