Category Archives: Personal

Hey Dudes and Dudettes! If you’re wondering where I’ve been all your life, or at least since November, well I had a kid.  A Christmas baby, even. Surprise! Merry Christmas and shit.  Let’s just say I spent a lot of my day yelling “THIS IS NOT A FUCKING CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!” Anyways, now that my uterus […]

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I’ll be honest, it feels like I’ve been pregnant forever.  Two kids back to back means 18 months of pregnancy in less than 2 years.  18 out of 23 months to be exact.  I hate being pregnant.  You were worth it though.  I mean look at you.  Sorry to your brother and sister but hands […]

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I’m a practice what I preach kinda gal.  Except when it comes to harping on my kids about drinking more water… I do not drink enough water. There I said it.  My big dirty sin out for the world to see.  I am dehydrated most of the time.  Or at least not at peak hydration. […]

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Oh Little Lemmy,    You’ve been alive for half of a year now.  You fit so seamlessly into our family that you’d think you’ve been here all along.  You’re magic in baby form.  Pure Delight.  Just look at those pudgy little legs.  As you get older and grow more and more into your personality I’m […]

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Little Lenny Wilde, This past week you turned 4 months old.  Our entire family can’t believe you just got here.  It feels like you’ve always been a part of our world.  None of us can imagine life without you, but only a handful of months ago I was stressing out about how I would handle […]

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