You used to be a concert goer. Now you have kids and there are days when you are lucky to leave the house in “real” clothes.
Coffee is the nectar of the Gods, and makes you happier than it should.
You are prone to rocking out barbecues and card games at home because this allows for beers while the kids play in the yard and let’s face it good baby sitters are hard to come by.
Have no fear though, you still enjoy the occasional concert, but you give the band bonus points if they are in a venue with assigned seats.
Your iPhone is more important to you than you’d like to admit.
Zombie shows occupy your Sunday nights, “clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose” means something to you and Holy Hell why must it take so long for the next season of Mad Men?